Martha Stewart is amazing. Sarakastic is also amazing, just not in a Martha Stewart kind of way. Sarakastic needs to spend less than nothing on craft projects, & have less than 5 steps in a project. Sarakastic also needs to talk about herself in the third person less. So here are some Halloween crafts from Martha, that I, I mean Sarakastic, could actually handle.
Martha makes even jack-o’-lanterns elegant but looking at them I don’ t know why I haven’t thought of it. I guess that is why she is Martha & I am not. Try a monogrammed, harlequin, or spiral jack-o’-lantern. These are even pretty enough to line your walk way or use as a centerpiece.
Eight no-sew Halloween costumes. Even shows how to making a jelly fish outfit from bubble wrap! Then there’s an adorable witch costume out of garbage bags.
Have the food be part of your decor with these great Halloween themed treats. Learn how to make monsters, vampire bats, & even a Cyclops out of cupcakes, marshmallows, or candy.
9:39 pm on October 9th, 2006
I think Martha carves those fancy pumpkins by laser, that is the only way she could get that kind of a finished product. Mine look more in keeping with the spirit of the holiday–gruesome.