The Monet of Seafood

I was looking through my old art portfolio & discovered that I am unusually talented at painting seafood. This is unusual because I don’t really like seafood, & I live in the desert so I usually can’t even find it at the grocery store. I would much rather be talented at landscapes or even portraits. Nope. I’m the Monet of seafood. Don’t believe me? Here’s a salmon I painted:

Here’s a crustacean.

Van Gogh had his sunflowers, & I have this. Yup, I’ve got really mad skills. Maybe I can get a job working for the advertising & artistic rendering department at Red Lobster.

Tags: ocean, painting, painting tutorial, humor