Which decorator would you date?

I always get lonely at holiday time. Ok, so it’s only the fourth of July. For some reason, I got thinking about which decorator I would date. I definitely have to go with Ty Pennington. He’s strong. He’s funny. He travels a lot, so I wouldn’t get annoyed at how high energy he is. He can fix stuff around the house. Plus, he’s cute, & extreme makeover home edition makes me cry every week. He’s met Oprah. Ty, where are you?